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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:19

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why am I attracted to older men?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.